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My life should be a reality tv show.....?

Okay for the past few years I've had some pretty random and weird things happen to me. 1.) This one time i went to walmart and there was this less fortunate guy sitting on of the benches outside the store he asked me for change and I said i'd be right back. I went inside and bought a two bags of skittles because my class was having a party the next day. So as i'm giving the guy the money he looks at my bag and then looks at the money i gave and says 'That's all you've got!' 2.)One day at school (last tuesday to be exact) while going to my next class this guy walking past me points at me and says 'you better watch yourself' me and my friend look at each other with blank stares we both didn't even know the guy. 3.)At work i get the strangest customers..For example this guy whose into thatseancee stuff wanted me to bless his food with him (i work at KFC) Another person yells at me for not selling bolognasandwich'ss. And finally this guy comes in with mud all over his boots and walks around the lobby to every table for no good reason! (I have to clean the lobby people!) 4.) I was watching tv one day the news and the voices on the tv go all Berry White on me.(I'm alone in the house) All i wanted to know is what weird random things have happen to you folks and are they constant like mine... I'm asking what random things have happened to you.

Public Comments

  1. Ya know what? I have nothing nice to say here so I'm not going to say anything at all.
  2. You guys don't sell Bologna Sandwiches???????
  3. ok im a very opinionated person and for the first one im gonna say its like ur trying to be like that and almost doing it on purpose so it doesnt count or u just dont think im not sure and for number two yah i know theres some messed up guys who like think theyre hitting on the girl or something for number three i just read the start but it sounds like people might just be what i like to call bleeping around not the bad word bleeping but the other one that comes out your bum
  4. I think the real question here is - Why DON'T you sell bologna sandwiches? To be honet sweetheart, none of this sounds juicy enough to make a reality show out of. You would have to have had sex with, hit, or committed some criminal act with one of those people before you would really have a shot.
  5. Not even close.
  6. You must be pretty boring to sit there and type all of that out, instead of doing something action packed, worthy of a reality TV show.
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